Me: I got the cats to go down in the basement for the night (Readers, this is so they don’t terrorize us, the baby, the house, or the tree).
Husband: Did you have to chase them?
Me: No, I can pretty much say anything to anyone in this house and they will just follow me down stairs..
Husband: Yeah, I know what you could say to get me to go down the basement…
Husband: “Let’s go have sex in the basement!”