Sister: Todd and I were just meditating about our children–how we have one that is learning words and is still in diapers, how we have another who is devouring book after book after book at an unstoppable rate, and the oldest who is also in diapers and spends and spends…
Me: I know, I totally feel prepared for parenthood thanks to all of this.
Sister: Yeah. The only difference is that most first timers get to cut their teeth on their first child, not their own parents.
True story, sis.