Classic Parents

Mom (while looking at the channel guide on our cable): What is “Kathy Griffin: She’ll Cut a Bitch”?
Kevin: Kathy Griffin is a comedian.
Mom: But what is “She’ll Cut a Bitch”?
Kevin: Probably her comedy routine.
Mom: Yes, but what does “she’ll cut a bitch” mean?
Me: Oh, it means if she sees a bitch on the street, she’ll cut her. Like, get into a fight.
(pause)
Mom: Oh.

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