Ok, I haven’t posted in FOREVER…ok so it’s been a week. But still, it has certainly felt like forever. In any case, I have been busy which is good. I have been working way to hard, as usual. I have also been stressing out way too hard, unfortunately as usual as well. Tonight, I got completely soaked during the 10 minute tempest that swept the final day of quasi-warm weather away and ended up wet and cold at this information session for Montessori Training which was completely wonderful and overwhelming as well. I have alot of research to do and I’m actually excited b/c Maria Montessori (who thought up this whole teaching method in the first place) is one fascinating human being..

Also, I made Sophie an appointment to get spayed. (Cue dramatic music). Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers (and us too because she has been acting INSANE lately, which I hope is not a sign of her going into HEAT b/c that would be awful!)

Lastly, a friend from highschool fowarded me the below message and I thought it was kind of fun (in a cheesy way).

Anyhow, please read it and blog me with what you come up with…

I shall now refer to myself as Boobie Applesniffer. Tomorrow I will request new business cards from the HR department!! : )

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

>>silliness to

>>>break up the day. Here is your dose… This only takes a minute and

>>it’s

>>>fun. Please don’t be a bore and ruin it.

>>>

>>>Send it on to people you know including the person that sent it to you.

>>>

>>>The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants

>>and

>>>the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey: The evil

>>>Professor forces everyone to assume new names…

>>>

>>>Follow the instructions to find your new name.

>>>

>>>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

>>name:

>>>a = poopsie

>>>b = lumpy

>>>c = buttercup

>>>d = gidget

>>>e = crusty

>>>f = greasy

>>>g = fluffy

>>>h = cheeseball

>>>i = chim-chim

>>>j = stinky

>>>k = flunky

>>>l = boobie

>>>m = pinky

>>>n = zippy

>>>o = goober

>>>p = doofus

>>>q = slimy

>>>r = loopy

>>>s = snotty

>>>t = tootie

>>>u = dorkey

>>>v = squeezit

>>>w = oprah

>>>x = skipper

>>>y = dinky

>>>z = zsa-zsa

>>>

>>>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of

>>your

>>>new last name:

>>>a = apple

>>>b = toilet

>>>c = giggle

>>>d = burger

>>>e = girdle

>>>f = barf

>>>g = lizard

>>>h = waffle

>>>i = cootie

>>>j = monkey

>>>k = potty

>>>l = liver

>>>m = banana

>>>n = rhino

>>>o = bubble

>>>p = hamster

>>>q = toad

>>>r = gizzard

>>>s = pizza

>>>t = gerbil

>>>u = chicken

>>>v = pickle

>>>w = chuckle

>>>x = tofu

>>>y = gorilla

>>>z = stinker

>>>

>>>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of

>>your

>>>new last name:

>>>a = head

>>>b = mouth

>>>c = face

>>>d = nose

>>>e = tush

>>>f = breath

>>>g = pants

>>>h = shorts

>>>i = lips

>>>j = honker

>>>k = butt

>>>l = brain

>>>m = tushie

>>>n = chunks

>>>o = hiney

>>>p = biscuits

>>>q = toes

>>>r = buns

>>>s = fanny

>>>t = sniffer

>>>u = sprinkles

>>>v = kisser

>>>w = squirt

>>>x = humperdinck

>>>y = brains

>>>z = juice

>>>

>>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is: Goober Chickenshorts.

>>>

>>>Now when you SEND THIS ON.. use your new name as the subject. And

>>remember

>>>that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an

>>average

>>>of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

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